| The Plan
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A recent strategy session.
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Phase one.
Create a delicious, scrumptious sauce to disguise our seemingly harmless
nano infected chicken by product. The sauce and chicken combination will
spread through the nations of the world because of the slightly addictive
nature of the ingredients. The undetectable nanites will lie dormant in
the cerebral cortex until triggered by our radio code.
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Example of Nanite laced wings.
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Phase Two.
After infecting a large enough percentage of the world population we will
activate the nanites. This will be accomplished by using the worlds
communication satellites and broadcast the activation code piggy back on
all EM bands. This will have the effect of being broadcast by all radio,
television, and cell phones in the world, basically covering all of the
earth at one time.
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New recruits receiving phase two training
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Phase Three.
With the nanites activated the people of the world will be receptive to
our commands. We will do away with the people that have not been infected.
The actual take over will be short as any resistance will be sporadic and
unorganized. Many world leader and military officials have already been
infected at this time.
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Soldiers hard at work on the front lines during phase three.
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Phase Four.
Worship and subservience will begin in earnest. The new world order will
begin undoing the old regime and will supplant it with better living
through buffalo wings.
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Adoring crowds praise the all mighty Avian Bison.
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