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Typical soldier in action.
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Mission Statement:
We endeavor to peacefully take over the world through the use of nanite
laced buffalo wings. The sauce, a culmination of years of research by
our BWWD scientists, is an irresistible mix of flavors pleasing to the palette
and is mildly addictive. Once in control of the world we will continue
in the pursuit of the perfect Avian Bison. Their wisdom can not be
questioned.
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Our founding father
The Anchor Bar
Marshaling of the troops
National buffalo wing festival
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Goals:
The peaceful pursuit of simple wholesome meals.
Worship and domination of Avian Bison.
Worldwide recognition of the wisdom of Avian Bison.
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Avian Bison
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Another convert!
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"We patronize them for their
incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far
below ourselves. And therein we err, and greatly err. For the animal
shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than
ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the
senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never
hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other
nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow
prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth."
Henry
Beston, circa 1925
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* No bison were harmed in the making of this site.
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